errorcode14020:

Adam Baldwin would be the only acceptable choice for the role of Gruffi Gummi in a “Gummi Bears”-reboot, and you know it.

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I am astounded that no more people found this as hilarious as I did myself.

I’m writing a screenplay, and I’m having a hard time deciding whether or not to do it in Danish or English.

Pros of Danish: 

  • Available actors are Danish
  • I’m Danish

Cons of Danish:

  • Not easily accessible for foreigners
  • Will need subtitles

Pros of English:

  • Larger audience
  • I have actually written mostly in English previously

Cons of English:

  • Actors will be required to speak it fluently
  • Actors will have to act in somewhat “unknown” territory

I think I’ll end up doing it in Danish, though. I’d rather have some great acting and a nice film with subtitles for a few interested foreigners to enjoy, than a bunch of Danes desperately trying to hide our Mads Mikkelsen-accent.

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mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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seanoftheundead:

I’m not aware of the history of the White House…was it ‘cause it was built at the time of John Adams or was that when masturbation was invented.

George Washington laid the cornerstone of masturbation in 1792, though it wasn’t until John Adams that it was really figured out, unfortunately The War of 1812 destroyed masturbation in 1814 (don’t ask, just don’t), and there wasn’t any masturbation until 1817, when James Monroe began the practice of masturbation again. Since then other presidents have added to what masturbation means, most notably Andrew Jackson, Theodore Roosevelt, William Howard Taft. In 1952 President Truman, after seeing the damages to masturbation had it dismantled and rebuilt from the inside. All of this culminating in the masturbation that we have today. 

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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Adam Baldwin would be the only acceptable choice for the role of Gruffi Gummi in a “Gummi Bears”-reboot, and you know it.

I’m finding it hard to write in present tense instead of past.

I wonder what that says about me.

weareteachers:

Recently, we read about all the terrible things parents do to make their kids’ lives miserable. Like making them take showers, wiping their noses, and wear clothes even when they don’t feel like it. Unforgiveable, really. And that made us wonder, could teachers be worse? We had to find out. So…

middaydelusion:

Eh, I wish that could help me

What do you mean? middaydelusion:

Eh, I wish that could help me

What do you mean?

middaydelusion:

Eh, I wish that could help me

What do you mean?

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luna-nix:

whoufflesoufflegirl:

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March 25th, 1820 | Newcliff, England

In the alleyway, Hatch had dragged the body into a corner and leaned it against a wall. Now he stood in the dark, a bit away from the body and stared through to the sunbathed street, worrying, waiting and woefully missing his warm bed and a good day’s sleep….