I’m writing a screenplay, and I’m having a hard time deciding whether or not to do it in Danish or English.
Pros of Danish:
Available actors are Danish
Cons of Danish:
Not easily accessible for foreigners
Will need subtitles
Pros of English:
I have actually written mostly in English previously
Cons of English:
Actors will be required to speak it fluently
Actors will have to act in somewhat “unknown” territory
I think I’ll end up doing it in Danish, though. I’d rather have some great acting and a nice film with subtitles for a few interested foreigners to enjoy, than a bunch of Danes desperately trying to hide our Mads Mikkelsen-accent.
I’m not aware of the history of the White House…was it ‘cause it was built at the time of John Adams or was that when masturbation was invented.
George Washington laid the cornerstone of masturbation in 1792, though it wasn’t until John Adams that it was really figured out, unfortunately The War of 1812 destroyed masturbation in 1814 (don’t ask, just don’t), and there wasn’t any masturbation until 1817, when James Monroe began the practice of masturbation again. Since then other presidents have added to what masturbation means, most notably Andrew Jackson, Theodore Roosevelt, William Howard Taft. In 1952 President Truman, after seeing the damages to masturbation had it dismantled and rebuilt from the inside. All of this culminating in the masturbation that we have today.
Recently, we read about all the terrible things parents do to make their kids’ lives miserable. Like making them take showers, wiping their noses, and wear clothes even when they don’t feel like it. Unforgiveable, really. And that made us wonder, could teachers be worse? We had to find out. So…
In the alleyway, Hatch had dragged the body into a corner and leaned it against a wall. Now he stood in the dark, a bit away from the body and stared through to the sunbathed street, worrying, waiting and woefully missing his warm bed and a good day’s sleep….